i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
hello i have come to seduce you
Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?Don’t worry babe, I’ve got thebill…
hello hi yes this is literally a screen shot of my post fantastic you know the reblog button exists yeah?
Giving credit to jamesmoriartay for this post. I found it online elsewhere and thought I’d share. But they deserve all credit.
Hello sorry that might have been a bit rude it’s just i’ve seen my post reposted loads of times now and yes i could have been nicer thank you by the way
Idina Menzel stopped by the Tonight Show Music Room to perform”Let It Go” from “Frozen” with Jimmy and the Roots!
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH
Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.
Muse - Black Holes And Revelations Singles
the world’s greatest selfie is now the world’s greatest gif
if you’ve never sang defying gravity by yourself dramatically then you are lying
I’ll be away for the next 40 days and 40 nights, but my queue has some things in it that will (hopefully) keep you entertained. Happy Lent, everyone! And to those who are not Christians, happy… 40 days, I guess. See you all on 4/20, when I will be BLAZING through my dash (heh)